If you've browsed the rest of the
Things articles, you can see that we here at autothing.com
have no limits- or shame for that matter- when it comes to
journalistic integrity. We love automobiles and all the
hype that surrounds them, especially when we pull in to the
local 7 Eleven and impress
the lingering, semi-sober hobos. Did you know they love fast,
good looking cars?- neither did we! But anyways...
We here at autothing constantly
feel a need to relay our opinions about automobiles we both love
and hate; one way we do this is by coming up with fun and
informative articles/topics written on cocktail napkins the
night before, which are transferred online as "editorial
expressions." However, an autothing Staff member recently
woke-up one morning and found nothing but doodles, Doritos,
lines and double-tetrahedrons sprawled all over a Chinette plate
(when we eat, we use the finest dishes money can buy). Using
that information after many intense and laborious hours, we have
successfully managed to assemble an entire page of
Future Street Signs Coming Soon Near You.
Do you find that title creative? We sure hope so!
The next time you speed down a local, child-filled and
family-friendly neighborhood street, feel free to roll right on thru those
intersections where someone strategically placed funny looking
red signs with "STOP" printed on them. As per
State Farm agents here at autothing, "It's not your
fault if they hit you." Thanks State Farm, you're like a good
neighbor (now get off our lawn!!) Don't ask.